Sources close to Whitehall have suggested that the government will be
seeking extradition of a man with dangerous extremist views.
Although he has lived
in the UK for some time, the extremist bears a foreign surname, claims ancestry
among migrant populations, and has worked for decades alongside various other
extremists in Europe to destabilise British society.
He cannot be named.
Reports suggest that
the extremist’s dangerous rhetoric has caused deep divisions in society and may
be responsible for the loss of thousands of jobs, a rise in violent crime and
the possible collapse of the entire economy.
“ISIS themselves
couldn’t have done a better job of wrecking the nation,” one source close to
Westminster said.
"Arsehole," he added.
Rumours suggest
the extremist will be strongly encouraged to seek refuge elsewhere, and may be able to find work in America.
“We’re not racists,
we just think there’s a place for a sensible discussion about emigration,” said
a spokesperson from the Home Office. “Specifically, this man’s
emigration.”
